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I need help.

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And a place to stay.
I can offer you help.

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That ain't happening.

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You should
let her crash here.
What?

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a good guy, Show that you can be

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you'll win some points
with Allison.

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I got a copy of your book.

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Would you at least
sign it for me?

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You stay clean for 36 hours,

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the sofa's yours.

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Deal.
Yeah.

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I got to use the bathroom.

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Just a second.

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Look what I found
behind the toilet.

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I'm sorry, Sam.

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You were supposed to watch her!
Sorry doesn't cut it, man!

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You ever hear of a vision quest?

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Don't leave me out of here,
you son of a bitch!

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Aah!

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Fuck you both!
I'm leaving!

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So when'd you have
your last drink?

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36 hours?

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You made it.

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Uh, who are you again?

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I'm Carl.
Allison's boyfriend.

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Yeah.

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Enjoy your frittata.

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Hey, maybe you guys can...

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Can you settle a bet for me?

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Sure.

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I got a buddy who says

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Gettysburg was more deadly
than Appomattox, okay.

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And I tried to tell him

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that despite its prevalence
in the cultural mindscape,

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Gettysburg's actually
the less deadly of the two.

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Am I right?

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How would we know?

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Well, 'cause you're
Civil War re-enactors, right?

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I mean, there's no reason...

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have beards like that
in this day and age.
there's no reason to

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Civil War re-enactors.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're not

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I saw the itchy, flannel shirts,
and I...

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Are you...
Are you lumberjacks?

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No.

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Time travelers?

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You're time travelers.

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We're musicians, asshole.

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Well, I hope the band is called

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The Time Traveling Lumberjacks
of the Confederacy.

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Fuck you!

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band name, though.
That is a pretty good

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You're welcome.

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I-I was just thinking.

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Have you ever said a word
over and over,

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and then it starts
to sound weird?

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like that.
There are a lot of words

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Towel.

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Towel.

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Towel?
I dry off with a towel?

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Sponge. Sponge.

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Squeegee. Squeegee.

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bathroom products, huh?
Hmm. It's all

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Cunt fart's another one.

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Cunt fart... cunt fart...

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cunt fart.

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After a while,
it just starts to
lose its meaning.

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a stickler here,
Actually, not to be

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but "cunt fart" is two words.

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It has a dash.

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Cunt-dash-fart.

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Yep.
Found the Harvard man.

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Actually,
the word I was thinking

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was, um, "daughter."

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Daughter.

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Daughter, daughter.

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See what I mean?

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Okay, so, why are thinking
of the word "daughter"?

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I don't know.

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It just pops into my head
this time of year.

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my daughter's birthday.
And maybe 'cause next week's

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Yeah, that...

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that might have
something to do with it.

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I didn't know
you had a daughter?

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What is a cunt fart anyway?

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It can't be gas, right?

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No, it's air.

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Like, this one time
I was having sex with Wyatt

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when he was on some kind of,
like, herbal Viagra.

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Let's just say he was pushing
a lot of air up there.

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Kate Middleton.
Okay, thank you,

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I think we ought to focus
on Mugsy's thing.

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No, I want to hear
more about her thing.

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Mugsy, what, uh...

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are you gonna see your daughter
for her birthday?

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no, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no,

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I... I haven't seen her
How come?
in years.

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Well, back when my old lady
and me got divorced,

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my daughter...

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there it is,
"dau-daughter, daughter"...

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Anyway, my daughter Latte,

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spending time with me
on the weekends.
uh, she didn't like

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And then, one time,
she and her friends,

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they wanted to go
to a Hannah Montana concert.

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that was more important
She told me

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than being with her dad.

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Uh, little star-fucker, huh?

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No. That's gross.

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So, anyway, I said,
"No, it's my day,

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and you can see Hannah Montana
anytime you want."

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So, she got pissed,

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and she said
I was ruining her life,

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and that, uh, she didn't
want to see me anymore.

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So, that was it.

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That was it?
Yeah, that was it.
Loudermilk:

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Pretty strong words,
wouldn't you say?

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No. Teenagers
say shit like that.

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Listen,
I-I-I would have accepted it

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from a teenager.
if it came

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She was only 10.

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You haven't seen her
No.
since she was 10?

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She made her choice,

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and I'm just
honoring her wishes.

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like a good father does.
You know,

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Jesus Christ, Mugsy,

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kids say dumb shit
like that, okay?

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You got to... You got to
reach out to her.

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No. As far as I'm concerned,
ball's in her court.

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I'm here if she needs me.

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She definitely needs you!

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Well, whatever.

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It's too late now.

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She's 18. All grown up.

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No, you're supposed to be
the grown up, you dumb fuck!

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Now, come on!
You're somebody's father!

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You start acting like one!

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You know, Hannah Montana
doesn't even exist anymore.

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She's turned into
some kind of sex gremlin.

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Everybody changes.
Isn't it a shame?

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Bruce Jenner's a chick.

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Cute, little Chastity Bono

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turned into that singer
from Smash Mouth.

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Hey, where do you get
that herbal Viagra anyway?

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Any gas station.

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Goes by the name of
"Nature's Rod."

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you're in the right group?
Hey, Eddie, you sure

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What day is it?

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Shouldn't be too hard

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to find a 17-year-old girl
named "Latte."

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By the way, what kind of maniac
names his daughter "Latte"?

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a Starbucks or something?
What? Does he manage

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From what I know about Mugsy,

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she's lucky her name's
not "Quaalude" or "Hash Oil."

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"Hash Oil," though,
that'd be a pretty cute name,

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like Popeye and Olive Oyl

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had a stoner daughter
named "Hash Oil"

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and smokes all Popeye's spinach
or something like that.

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Oh! Here she is.
That's her Faux Friends page.

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to do that?
How were you just able
Mm-hmm.

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How are you not?

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I can't believe
how ignorant you are

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when it comes to the Internet.

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Well, it's like, I don't...

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a fan of the thing
you know, I'm not

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that destroyed
the music industry.

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I feel like I'm
sleeping with the enemy now.

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Well, as long as you're
sleeping with somebody.

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You remember that movie?

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Hello?

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Hey, you.

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No.

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Well, no. I-I don't know
that I could right now.

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Huh.

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Look at her. She's adorable.

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I got to go.
Hey, you know,
Mugsy's a fucking idiot.

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We're in the middle
of something.

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Bye.
Okay, talk to you soon.
Okay.

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how somebody goes eight years
Yeah, I don't know

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without talking
to their own kid.

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See if you can figure out
where she lives

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or how I can
get in touch with her.

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Okay.

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any more cranberry juice?
And, uh, do we have

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Stop drinking cranberry juice.

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You love cranberry juice.

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No. No. I love vodka.

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But I drink the cranberry juice

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so I can pretend I taste vodka.

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Allison! Hi!

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Hi. I made meatballs.

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But Carl surprised me

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for the weekend,
with a trip to Gaza

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so, you guys want them?

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Aw, that's very sweet.
Absolutely. Thanks.

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I don't have to share them
with fuck face, do I?

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Uh, it might be nice.

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but I'm in charge of them.
Okay,

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- Okay.
- Come on in.

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- Am I interrupting, or...?
- Nah. No, no, no.

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I was just helping Loudermilk
find a girl online.

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Well, how's that going?
Oh?

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Terrific. We found her.

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She's a little... young, no?

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Yep. She's 17.

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But she's got
a birthday coming up.

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Hey, you think she still
likes Miley Cyrus?
Loudermilk:

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It might loosen her up

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if I brought her an album
or s...

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Hey!

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What are...
What are you doing here?

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I, um... I just dropped by
some meatballs,

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I got to go.
so, yeah, I'm... I got to...

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Oh. Well, thanks.
That's... That's, uh...

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Huh.
She brought meatballs.

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Yeah, but I'm in charge of them.

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That was nice of her, right?

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She comes over,
drops off meatballs, and leaves.

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She's, like,
the perfect woman.

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Hello?

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the wrong number.
Who? No, you got

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Oh, it's perfectly fine.

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Okay, you, too. Bye.

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You two would make
an adorable couple.

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And I know
you're both single.

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Shut your mouth, Loudermilk.

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Mrs. Wilkes stopped by

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to see if you've been
making any progress

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with her daughter, Claire.

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Actually, yeah.

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She, uh, she opened up
at the last meeting.

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Oh? What did she say?

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Did she give you any indication

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of school?
of why she dropped out
Yeah, I don't...

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what's said in the room.
I don't talk about

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But she did open up?

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I just told you she opened up.

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The other day she called me
a B-I-T-C-H.

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Well, don't take it personally.

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She's just lashing out.

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No, that was a good thing.

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She used to call me the "C" word
and the "F" word.

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A couple of times,
she even called me
the "N" word.

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Uh, so she's getting better?

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I don't know.
Alphabetically-speaking.

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I'd love to know
what triggered this.

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I know it was more
than her father dying.

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Well,
why don't you fuckin' ask her?

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Loudermilk!
What?

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Why does every conversation
with you

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have to turn ugly?

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You asked me
to help your daughter,

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not hump your leg.

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called accountability,
There's a thing

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and you need to open up
an account.

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You don't know me,

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and you don't know
what I've been through.

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All right.
I'll look into it.

257
00:09:26,050 --> 00:09:27,980
What a cocksucker.

258
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,390
Yeah.

259
00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,560
All right, so, last week,

260
00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,020
we touched on
some very heavy stuff

261
00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:36,290
about fathers and daughters,

262
00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:39,060
which I'm sure hit home
for a lot of us, right?

263
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,530
Come on! Really?

264
00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:45,500
I took you down
road last time,
a very emotional

265
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,200
and now, you're all
sitting here on your hands

266
00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,000
with you mouths shut.

267
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,510
Except Roger.

268
00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:54,240
What does that tell me?

269
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,610
You, uh, suck at this?

270
00:09:56,610 --> 00:10:00,320
doing the work in here but me!
It tells me that nobody's

271
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,650
What are you talking about?

272
00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:04,290
We're all working
very hard in here.

273
00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,420
Yeah?
H-How hard'd you work?

274
00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,160
to your daughter?
Did you reach out

275
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,460
There's no point.

276
00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,560
She doesn't want to see me.

277
00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,560
And even if she did
want to see me, there'd...

278
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,200
there-there'd be no way
for me to find her.

279
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,260
Yeah, bullshit.

280
00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:18,000
on the Internet!
I found her in two minutes

281
00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:20,370
She lives 20 minutes from here

282
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,770
and goes to school
right down the street.

283
00:10:24,410 --> 00:10:26,980
She's a cutie.

284
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,710
Yeah.
She volunteers
at a homeless shelter?

285
00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:33,420
Oh, so maybe she's not
just a star-fucker.

286
00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,580
That's good. Good.

287
00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,450
Gonna be there on Saturday,
in fact.

288
00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,420
I think
it's a perfect opportunity

289
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,320
to reintroduce yourself.
for you

290
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,130
What... What do you...
You mean just show up there?

291
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:45,190
And do what?
Talk to her.

292
00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:46,630
Tell her you're her dad.
Tell her you're sorry.

293
00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:49,100
Tell her you miss her.
Tell her you were wrong.

294
00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,330
I-I wasn't wrong.

295
00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:51,300
That was my day.

296
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,200
That was not
Hannah Montana's day.

297
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,200
Yeah, but you let that
ruin the relationship,

298
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,140
and that was wrong.

299
00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,140
No. I can't.

300
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,140
Why not?

301
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,080
Because he's a pussy.

302
00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,450
Do you know how wrong it is
to have a daughter

303
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:09,220
and simply choose
not to speak to her
for eight years?

304
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,250
and it hurts every day.
I lost my dad,

305
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,560
Don't you know
how important it is

306
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,260
for a girl to have her dad...

307
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,530
even a piece-of-shit dad
like you?

308
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,230
any of this to happen?
Hey, you think I wanted

309
00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,060
Then fix it, dickhead!

310
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,060
Grow some balls

311
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,170
and go down there
and see your little girl.

312
00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,600
Yeah, and... and say what?

313
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,170
Well, now, maybe Claire
could help you with that.

314
00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:31,370
Because I'm sure
she probably understands

315
00:11:31,370 --> 00:11:34,240
a little bit about
how your daughter feels.

316
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,950
Yeah?

317
00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:38,450
Fuck it.

318
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,180
I'll go with you.

319
00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,090
Mugsy?

320
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,330
Okay.

321
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,370
And you say I suck at this!

322
00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,230
W-Well, you know.

323
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:05,470
- Come on.
- Jesus.

324
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,380
This is kind of a shitty place

325
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,510
for my daughter
Be proud of her.
to be hanging out.

326
00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:11,580
who want to make a difference.
She's a young woman

327
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:15,380
And you gots
to have a good woman.

328
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,950
Sound strategy.
Thank you.

329
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,560
This... This is fucked up.

330
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,060
These guys all seem
so lost and broken.

331
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,360
Except for that guy.

332
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,560
That guy's not, like,
mentally-ill homeless,

333
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,530
he's like
bass player-homeless.

334
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,100
You know what these guys are,
is quitters.

335
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,270
That's a little harsh.

336
00:12:32,270 --> 00:12:33,640
fucking quitters.
No, they're lousy

337
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,470
Life gives them
a nut-punch, sure,

338
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,470
but, uh, instead of digging in
and fighting back,

339
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,480
they just roll over
and let it define

340
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,480
for the rest of their lives.
who they're gonna be

341
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,710
Didn't you quit
being a music journalist?

342
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:46,980
There she is.

343
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,750
Where?

344
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,550
All right, now, come on.

345
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:54,720
Hey, hey, come on.
Come on. Come on.

346
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:58,990
Latte?

347
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:00,530
Sam Loudermilk.

348
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,770
And I think you know
who this guy is.

349
00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:06,940
Hey.

350
00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:13,010
I'm your father.

351
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,550
You want to... tell her
why you're here?

352
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,350
Why?
'Cause you're homeless?

353
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,620
Homeless? No.

354
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,080
Jesus.
Do I look like I'm homeless?

355
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,250
A little.

356
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,390
No.

357
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,720
Listen, I was thinking,

358
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,490
if you'd like, I-I-I'd like
to see you again.

359
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,230
it's been a long time.
I know

360
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,490
But I was thinking,
if, you know,

361
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,600
we could just get to know
each other a little bit,

362
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,100
if that's something
you're comfortable with?

363
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,670
This is weird.

364
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,500
where you were.
Mom would never tell me

365
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,740
So, I kind of thought
maybe you were dead.

366
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:48,980
Well, you know, in a way, I was.

367
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,280
Mm. Mm.

368
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,250
Yes, but, uh, he's not dead,
all right?

369
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,250
you're lucky in that, Latte.
I-I mean,

370
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,420
A lot of people,
they lose their father,

371
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,390
and...
and he never comes back.

372
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:01,320
Your dad was gone,
but he-here he is.

373
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,420
He's back from the dead.

374
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,590
He's like... He's like...

375
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:07,260
He's like E.T. in the cooler,
right?

376
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,100
I don't know what that is.

377
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,230
E.T.?
You don't?

378
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,740
Phone home.
The, uh, phone home.

379
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:16,970
Oh, man.
I-I've been a horrible dad.

380
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,480
Listen, I'm sorry.

381
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,380
I know you got a lot of anger,

382
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:24,110
but I was thinking
maybe we could, uh,

383
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,380
start with an ice cream cone

384
00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:28,120
and put all of this behind us.

385
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120
Yeah,

386
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,820
'cause that would make
everything all better.

387
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,330
Okay, look,
I accept your apology,

388
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,530
change the fact but it doesn't

389
00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,360
that you walked out
on your nine kids.

390
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,100
What?!

391
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,530
You had nine kids?

392
00:14:42,530 --> 00:14:45,130
Seven.
The twins weren't born yet.

393
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,500
Jesus Christ!

394
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,270
If it's any consolation, Latte:

395
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,510
the pain you caused me

396
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,270
made me want to help
other people in pain.

397
00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:56,980
So, I'm a better person today
because you left us.

398
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,150
Man...

399
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:06,490
and all this time,

400
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,730
I did the wrong thing.
I was thinking

401
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,730
Let's get out of here.

402
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,100
Hey.

403
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,240
Affinity, communication,

404
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,110
and an empathy
for human condition

405
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,240
is what binds us,

406
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,510
and keeps a soul in wonder.

407
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,480
don't touch me, Two things...

408
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,150
and I think
you pissed your jammies.

409
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,290
I like you!

410
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,220
Ah, good...
I like that guy.

411
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,370
He fucking ditches out
on nine kids?!

412
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:58,140
Well, seven,
because the twins weren't...

413
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,410
Jesus Christ.

414
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,280
My dad was a great guy,

415
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,150
gets to live.
and this piece of shit

416
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:07,480
Yeah, well, hey,

417
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,180
you don't know
what was going on in his life,

418
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,250
all right?

419
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,190
He's an addict.

420
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,160
That's the answer, right there.

421
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,260
Fuckin' Latte!

422
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,230
She gets
the shit end of the stick

423
00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,200
and she turns it
into a candy cane.

424
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,370
And look at me.

425
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:24,570
I get every break in the world,

426
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:28,240
some homeless junkie
and now I'm just

427
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,310
that sleeps on
some asshole's couch.

428
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:34,980
You know,
Ben's doing the best he can.

429
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,140
I don't...

430
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,280
all right, let's, uh...

431
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,410
all right?
let's go for a walk,

432
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:41,050
No. This way. Come on.

433
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:46,360
You know,
I bet if your dad was here,

434
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,360
you'd probably tell him
what was bothering you.

435
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,360
Of course, I'd be shitting
my pants in horror,

436
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,900
for six months.
'cause he's been dead

437
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,870
But he's not here.

438
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,240
I am.

439
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,610
What's eating at you?

440
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:07,380
Nothing's eating at me.

441
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,150
And if there was,
I wouldn't tell you.

442
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,450
Oh, okay. Okay.

443
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,820
Little help?

444
00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:18,950
Uh, yeah, sure.

445
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,960
What are you doing?

446
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,170
What?

447
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,170
Go throw with the guy.

448
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,140
What? Why?

449
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,970
What do you mean "why"?

450
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:36,810
Look at him.

451
00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:39,110
He doesn't have anybody
to play with.

452
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:39,880
Come on. Come on.

453
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,510
You'll get along great together.

454
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:44,210
It's not my fault
he doesn't have any friends.

455
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,410
Maybe he's a dick.

456
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:47,050
He's not a dick. That guy...

457
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,220
Look at him. Look at him.

458
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:51,420
He doesn't even
know how to be a dick.

459
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,290
Get out there. Come on.

460
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,130
Okay, fine.

461
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,770
Oh!

462
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,480
Charlie, that's high enough.

463
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,580
Ah, quit your bitchin'.
Oh, God.

464
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,320
It's like I'm at
the Cirque Du Soleil.

465
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,020
stale gummy fish,
Hey, I got some

466
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,150
if anybody wants?

467
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,490
Crazy stale.

468
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:32,090
Kind of like eating
birthday candles.

469
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:34,000
Thank you. I got to go.

470
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,330
I hope to see you around.

471
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,170
All right, yeah.

472
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,230
Bye, Claire.

473
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:39,800
Bye.

474
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:43,940
Nice to see you.

475
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:46,240
What do you know,
you're dating again!

476
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:54,150
we're out of bologna.
B.T. dubs,

477
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,550
Well, FYI,

478
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,590
we would have some
if you didn't E-A-T it all.

479
00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,350
But look how much time
we're saving

480
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,090
by verbally texting.

481
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,820
LMFAO.

482
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:06,460
that Allison brought over.
I got some meatballs

483
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,960
Do they taste like
unrequited love?

484
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,130
Ha-ha-ha.

485
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:14,140
I think I got you
finally figured out, Claire.

486
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:17,410
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

487
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:20,710
like you've lost somebody.
It feels to me

488
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,350
And that's what's got you down.

489
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,180
And I don't just mean your dad.

490
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,550
I know that's a big piece of it.

491
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,280
what's-his-name...
I certainly don't mean

492
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,920
uh, Pigpen.
Wyatt.

493
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,790
Yeah.

494
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:36,560
No, I'm thinking
it's somebody else.

495
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,200
Like somebody
you had feelings for.

496
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,370
Yeah? Am I right?

497
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:46,270
Somebody at school?

498
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,240
Another student maybe?

499
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,070
No.

500
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,080
Was it a teacher?

501
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:58,750
Oh, man.

502
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,580
Yeah, and then, that went south.

503
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,020
you quit school.
And that's why

504
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,790
I don't know
what I was thinking.

505
00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:17,370
Professor Crane and I,
we just...

506
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,840
we bonded over books.

507
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,370
Hmm.

508
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,470
And then it was lunch.

509
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,010
And then it was dinner.

510
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:31,110
And then it was... more.

511
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,850
Um, and then it was over.

512
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:38,250
It was just...

513
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,420
It was the first time
in a long time

514
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:45,930
that I had felt... seen.

515
00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,430
And heard.

516
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:54,700
And... connected.

517
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,440
and communication...
It's affinity

518
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,310
...and an empathy
for the human condition...

519
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:05,210
...that binds us all
and keeps a soul in wonder.

520
00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,020
What's that from?

521
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,080
Well, fuck if I know.

522
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:12,150
why'd it end?
So, why, uh...

523
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,360
Because, um...

524
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,160
it had ran its course...

525
00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:27,800
...for her.

526
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,240
Oh.

527
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,910
Oh, all right.

528
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,250
How did you know?

529
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,580
I just... I... had a hunch.
Uh, I... you know,

530
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:44,920
You know, had a gut feeling,
took a stab at it.

531
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,560
Got to give you credit.

532
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,190
You're good at what you do,
Loudermilk.

533
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,060
Mm.

534
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,600
if this is Allison, Oh, hey,

535
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,970
can you tell her
that the girl on the computer

536
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,970
is Mugsy's daughter?

537
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,040
Mm-hmm.

538
00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,140
Think she bought it?

539
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:07,180
What the fuck
are you doing here?

540
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,440
You owe me money.

541
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,350
I gave you 20 bucks yesterday.

542
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,110
Yeah, but I gave it to Claire
for cigarettes.

543
00:22:12,110 --> 00:22:13,350
$20 for cigarettes?

544
00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:15,320
Yeah. Plus she showed me
her tits.

545
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,590
Charlie.
Uh, that's your problem,

546
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:18,320
I didn't tell you to do that.

547
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,590
Besides, she probably would have

548
00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,620
Nunh-unh. I asked.
showed 'em to you for free.

549
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,460
You didn't even tell me
the professor was a woman!

550
00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,090
I don't see gender.

551
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,190
By the way,

552
00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,400
Claire is a horrible fisherman.

553
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,660
What are you talking about?

554
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:30,500
She had a hook
stuck in her tits, man!

555
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,300
here's 20 bucks, all right?
All right, all right,

556
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,940
Just go, okay?

557
00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:39,510
Charlie, the bill is good.

558
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,240
Come on. Get out of here!
Meatballs are ready!

559
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,210
Hey, can you tell Charlie

560
00:22:42,210 --> 00:22:44,010
that we don't have his Frisbee?

561
00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,150
Yeah. No.

562
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:47,020
Y-You had it when
you were leaving,

563
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,950
remember and...

564
00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:54,160
You're a real piece of shit.

565
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,220
You set me up!

566
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,490
You paid this little asshole
to talk to me!

567
00:22:56,490 --> 00:22:58,430
No.
Yes, you did!

568
00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:00,160
Well, you had to talk
to somebody.

569
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,160
You tricked me again!

570
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,500
Mm. If it ain't broke...

571
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,500
Look, the important thing is

572
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,340
that the truth is out, okay?

573
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,570
It's like Van Morrison said,

574
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,510
"the Healing Game"...
it's all part of
You know what?

575
00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:14,210
Fuck you and your stupid,
old-man rock lyrics.

576
00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:16,080
Fuck!

577
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,080
You like meatballs?

578
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,180
I have Down's Syndrome.

579
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:24,120
Of course
I love fuckin' meatballs!

580
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,720
All right, come on.

581
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,830
Hey, you think Allison, uh,

582
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,370
heard Claire yelling at me
last night?

583
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:39,170
I think they probably
heard that in Spokane.

584
00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,770
Hello?

585
00:23:40,770 --> 00:23:42,640
God damn it.
What're you doing?
No, no, no. No, no.

586
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,340
I've had it with that.
What are you doing?

587
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,270
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!

588
00:23:46,270 --> 00:23:47,510
Every time you answer the phone,

589
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,340
you do this stupid,
fake-ass laugh

590
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,250
No, I don't.
That's... What?
as you pick it up.

591
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:52,580
Yeah. No. Here's you.
Here's you on the phone.

592
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,380
Ah-ha-ha-ha... hello?
No, I don't do that.

593
00:23:54,380 --> 00:23:55,480
You do! You absolutely do!

594
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,650
You do it every time.
It drives me fuckin' crazy!

595
00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:00,160
exaggerating a little bit, Sam.
Okay. I think you're

596
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,360
Oh, you... Let's call.
Let's call.

597
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,220
I want to hear your
answering machine message.

598
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:04,690
Come on.
No, I want to hear it.
Let's listen.

599
00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:06,590
"Schindler's List"
you could be watching
Because you could be...

600
00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:09,060
at a funeral, all right?

601
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:10,070
and if the phone goes off,

602
00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,330
you turn into the fucking
Pillsbury Doughboy!

603
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:13,640
Here we go.

604
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,240
Hello?

605
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,710
This is Ben.

606
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:19,270
Leave a message
and I'll get back to you, okay?

607
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,480
Okay, so let's talk about
how that went down.

608
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,610
at a comedy club, right?
You're obviously

609
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:28,350
Billy Burr's in town,
he's fuckin' killing it,

610
00:24:28,350 --> 00:24:30,050
you're laughing your ass off.

611
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:30,920
Then you say,

612
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,020
"I'm gonna record
my outgoing message!

613
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,320
Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

614
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,290
No. No.
No, I don't think so.
Yeah?

615
00:24:36,290 --> 00:24:38,330
No? No?
No.
That's not how it happens?

616
00:24:38,330 --> 00:24:40,660
Well, what the fuck
is it then, okay?

617
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,330
Is it you just want
the whole world to think

618
00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:45,230
in the middle of a laugh-riot
that you're living

619
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,230
or something?

620
00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:47,600
'Cause that's bullshit!
I live with you.

621
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,310
I know that's bullshit.
Okay, I'm an addict!

622
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:51,340
Heaven forbid people

623
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,240
on the phone!
hear me laugh once or twice

624
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,510
I mean, is it so bad for people

625
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:56,580
that I'm a happy guy?
to think
What people?

626
00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,250
What people
are you trying to fool?

627
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,480
somebody out there?
Are you trying to fool

628
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,180
Or are you trying
to fool yourself?

629
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,320
So I have a laugh on the phone.

630
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,420
Whatever. Big deal.

631
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,490
It's not just me, okay?

632
00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:08,860
are talking about this.
A lot of people

633
00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:11,460
"a lot of people are
talking about it"?
What do you mean

634
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,490
If people are talking about it,

635
00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:13,530
how come I've never heard it?

636
00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,360
Well, maybe only a true friend

637
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,470
would, uh, point it out to you.

638
00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:19,430
Oh, well,

639
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,370
hopefully this is a real friend
calling right now!

640
00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:23,100
Hello?

641
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,170
I have a problem.

642
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,490
about him ♪
♪ Well, I told my friend

643
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:46,460
♪ They all were on my side ♪

644
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,130
through the haze ♪
♪ When I could see

645
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,400
♪ He looked so crazy ♪

646
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,470
♪ I put my head right down ♪

647
00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:55,100
♪ And I cried ♪

648
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,700
♪ For my poor lover ♪

649
00:25:56,700 --> 00:26:00,010
for my poor lover ♪
♪ Cried like a mother

650
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,110
about it ♪
♪ Well, I felt so sad

651
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,596
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